Calorie Comedy Club

A kinder way to feel healthier
Your journey. Your pace. Your life.

No shame. No pressure. No “start again Monday”.
Just real people, real lives, and support that actually fits around you.

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• No shame • No pressure • All welcome • Support that fits real life

• No shame • No pressure • All welcome • Support that fits real life

A kinder, more human way to feel healthier!

Calorie Comedy Club is a supportive health and weight-loss community built on compassion, honesty, and a bit of laughter.

We know life is busy, messy, emotional and that weight loss isn’t just about food. It’s about habits, headspace, confidence, and having people around you who get it. That’s why we focus on progress over perfection, and why you’ll never be judged, pressured, or made to feel embarrassed for turning up.

Whether you’re calorie counting, using weight-loss medication, or simply trying to feel better in yourself after a tough spell, you are welcome here. There’s no shouting, no extremes, and no “start again Monday” mentality, just realistic support that fits around real life.

At Calorie Comedy Club, we take things one step at a time, celebrate the small wins, and laugh our way through the hard bits together. You don’t need to be confident, motivated, or “ready”. You just need to show up — we’ll help with the rest.

Come as you are. We’ll figure it out together.

Why the “Comedy” Matters

The “Comedy” in Calorie Comedy Club isn’t about stand-up or forcing people to be funny. It’s about lightening the load.

Trying to change habits can feel heavy, emotional, and exhausting. Laughter helps people relax, breathe, and stop feeling like they’re constantly being judged or tested.

We use humour to:

  • Break the tension

  • Make difficult weeks feel lighter

  • Remind people they’re human, not a failure

Sometimes that means a joke, sometimes it’s just not taking ourselves too seriously. Either way, it helps people stick with it and actually enjoy the process.

💬 Fancy a quick chat?

Not sure where to start or just want to ask something first?
Click the chat icon at the bottom right and you’ll be chatting directly with Jonny.

If we’re offline, leave a message and we’ll reply as soon as we’re back, or WhatsApp message us on 07930345687.

You’re never a bother, that’s what we’re here for.

Our Club Locations & Times

Tesco Cafe (Port Glasgow):

  • Tuesday: 6:00pm - 7:00pm

Tesco Cafe (Greenock):

  • Wednesday: 6:30pm - 7:30pm

Ravenscraig Activity Centre (Greenock) - Member + Toddler Club:

  • Thursday: 9:30am - 10:30am

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Get in touch 💬

Got a question, unsure where to start, or just want to chat things through?
Fill in the form below and we’ll get back to you as soon as we can.

Prefer email? You can reach us anytime at
hello@caloriecomedyclub.com

No pressure, no obligation — we’re always happy to help.

 

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