Welcome To Calorie Comedy Club

Our Mission? To Help our members achieve lasting health and confidence through community support, honest results, and a whole lot of fun!

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Ready to feel great again?

Welcome to Calorie Comedy Club 🍁

Where weight loss meets laughter, and autumn feels lighter already!

As the nights draw in and the jumpers come out, it’s the perfect time to refocus, recharge, and rediscover your spark.

At Calorie Comedy Club, we take weight loss seriously… but never ourselves! 😄

Laughter isn’t just good for the soul, it’s a brilliant calorie burner, mood lifter, and motivation booster. Our unique mix of comedy, community, and calorie counting helps you lose weight while actually enjoying the process.

If you’ve been overindulging or fallen off track, don’t worry, you’re in the right place. Together, we’ll swap guilt for giggles and turn those autumn blues into brighter, lighter days. 🍂✨

🤝 Everyone’s Welcome Here

At Calorie Comedy Club, we know that everyone’s journey looks a little different.

Whether you’re counting calories, following your own plan, or using GLP-1 weight-loss medication such as Wegovy or Mounjaro, you’ll find a supportive, understanding community here.

We’re here to help you make sustainable changes, stay motivated, and celebrate every win, no matter how you get there. 💪

So come join the fun, stay accountable, and find your balance before the festive season hits.

Here’s to a healthier, happier, and laughter-filled end to 2025, and a confident, energised you heading into Christmas! 🎄

💬 Need a Hand?

We’re always here to help!

Click the chat icon at the bottom right of the website to talk live with Jonny.

If we’re offline, just leave a message, it’ll convert to an email, and we’ll reply as soon as we’re back online.

Your questions matter to us, and we can’t wait to help you start your journey!

Find Out More

Welcome to Calorie Comedy Club

Where losing weight comes with laughter, not lectures!

Who says weight loss has to be a snooze-fest? Here, we believe a good chuckle can make the journey lighter — in every sense of the word!

Welcome to Calorie Comedy Club, your most upbeat, feel-good weight loss and wellness hangout in town. We’re all about helping you feel amazing in your own skin, boosting confidence, and having an absolute blast while shedding the pounds.

Picture this: a personalised calorie-counting plan that fits you, milestone moments worth celebrating, and weekly meet-ups full of banter, motivation, and genuine support.

We get it, losing weight isn’t always easy. But you’re not doing it alone. Every member here is on their own active journey, sharing the same laughs, struggles, and wins. 💪

Our clubs are warm, welcoming, and totally judgement-free, a relaxed space to track your progress, learn realistic lifestyle tips, and take control of your journey.

No fads. No starvation. No guilt trips.

Just real people, real results, and a whole lot of laughter.

You’ll leave each week feeling motivated, confident, and ready to take on whatever life (or the biscuit tin) throws at you — with a big grin from ear to ear! 😁

Our Club Locations & Times

Tesco Cafe (Port Glasgow):

  • Tuesday: 6:00pm - 7:00pm

Tesco Cafe (Greenock):

  • Wednesday: 6:30pm - 7:30pm

Ravenscraig Activity Centre (Greenock) - Member + Toddler Club:

  • Thursday: 9:30am - 10:30am

JOIN NOW!

Unveil your personalised calorie-counting journey, tried, tested, and tailor-made just for you! Join our friendly weekly club—think of it as your uplifting pit stop among like-minded folks.

At our cozy, laid-back clubs, it's all about tracking progress and grabbing those sustainable lifestyle tweaks that let you take back control of the steering wheel.

Leave with a spring in your step, ready to tackle the week ahead with a smile, positivity, and heaps of motivation!

About Our Clubs
1:1 Inspire Club
Our Hosts

Get in touch

Have any questions about our clubs? Just fill out this form and we’ll get back to you as soon as we can.

Or e-mail us at hello@caloriecomedyclub.com

 

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