🎉 Our Clubs

Friendly meet-ups for support, accountability, and a bit of laughter

At Calorie Comedy Club, our meet-ups aren’t weigh-ins or performance checks, they’re warm, welcoming spaces where people support each other, share wins (big and small), talk about real life, and yes … laugh at the absurdities that come up along the way.

Our clubs are for anyone looking for:

• A sense of community

• Accountability that feels human

• Support without judgement

• Practical tips that fit real life

• A bit more joy with less pressure

Whether you’re calorie counting, using medication, restarting after a rough patch, or just curious — there’s a place here for you.

📍 What Happens at a Club Meet-Up

Every club session is relaxed, inclusive, and designed to help you stay grounded and supported, not stressed or compared.

Here’s what you can expect:

• Check-in chats: how you’re doing, what’s working, what’s tricky

• Real talk: no judgment, no “right way” — just honest support

• Practical tools: simple ideas that fit into real life

• Community vibe: encouragement, shared experience, laughter

• Questions welcome: no question is too small or silly

We don’t do scales at the door. We do comfort, warmth, shared effort, and gentle accountability.

🤝 Tips for First-Timers

Coming to your first club can feel a bit nervous, we get it. Here’s how people say they feel after their first session:

• “Warm, welcomed, and actually relaxed.”

• “It didn’t feel like a test, just real people chatting.”

• “I wasn’t sure what to expect, but I left smiling.”

  Come as you are. You don’t have to have a story or an explanation. Just show up.

If you’re unsure about anything, just click the chat icon or send a quick message, we’re happy to help you find the right session.

💬 Want to join a club?

Tesco Cafe (Port Glasgow):

• Tuesday: 6:00pm - 7:00pm

Tesco Cafe (Greenock):

• Wednesday: 6:30pm - 7:30pm

Ravenscraig Activity Centre (Greenock) - Member + Toddler Club:

• Thursday: 9:30am - 10:30am