Your Questions, Answered

    • Club Membership: £25.99 per month

    • Couples Membership: £37.99 per month (for those in a relationship)

    All memberships are billed monthly.

  • Yes, absolutely.

    Your weigh-ins and personal chats are private and confidential between you and Jonny or the club helpers. We don’t share numbers, stories, or personal details with the group unless you choose to.

  • Yes, you are very welcome.

    Calorie Comedy Club supports members who are:

    • Calorie counting

    • Using weight-loss medication

    • Doing a mix of both

    • Or finding what works for them

    There’s no judgement and no “one right way” here. We respect that different tools work for different people.

  • Club sessions are relaxed and welcoming.

    You’ll:

    • Have a private weigh-in

    • Have a quick, friendly chat with the Host or Ambassador

    • Join the group for support, discussion, ideas, and encouragement

    We talk about real life: what’s going well, what’s tricky, food ideas, habits, mindset — and we usually have a laugh along the way too.

    There’s no pressure to speak if you don’t want to.

  • No.
    We don’t believe in tying people into contracts. You’re free to make changes or leave at any time.

  • Yes.
    If you’d like to cancel or make changes, just email us at hello@caloriecomedyclub.com and we’ll sort it for you.

    Please note: memberships are billed monthly and are non-refundable.

  • At the moment, we offer monthly memberships only, at the prices listed above.

  • Completely normal.

    Most people feel nervous before their first session and almost everyone says they leave feeling relieved, welcomed, and glad they came.

    You don’t need to explain yourself, share your story, or have everything figured out. Just come as you are.

  • No, weighing in is your choice.

    Many members like the accountability, but if you’d rather focus on habits, mindset, or just being part of the community, that’s absolutely fine. We’ll support you either way.

  • We take your health seriously, but not ourselves.

    There’s no stand-up comedy as such, but there is warmth, humour, and laughter. Changing habits can feel heavy, and we believe things are easier when people feel relaxed and human rather than judged or pressured.

  • That’s absolutely fine.

    You can:

    • Click the chat icon to message Jonny directly

    • Or email us at hello@caloriecomedyclub.com

    No pressure, no obligation, we’re always happy to help.